Chips vs. Chips (1 Viewer)

dickzapper

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Would you rather have 5 years of all-you-can-eat french fries (roughly McDonald's quality) or 5 racks of TH&C chips, moderately used but most are near mint?
 
Would ketchup be made available for free too?
 
I hope this thread is a test and anyone who even entertains not taking the 5 racks is permabanned.
 
Obv answer, just trying to be funny. The 5 racks is ridiculous no brainer. I HATE McDonalds with a passion. French fries really aren't that great. Now if we were talking free sashimi grade Ahi, or perhaps all you can eat poontang.....................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I would be loving it.
 
Ohh shiiittt... Bad news, guys. One of the fry handlers started a pretty stupid game of blackjack and most of the chips might have gotten some fry grease on them. Plus there may be a distinct onion smell...

However, to compensate, the shift manager agreed to upgrade the fries to single-Michelin-star-quality pommes frites and an all-dark-meat chicken sandwich once a month. It's bad meat but the fries still can redeemed once every day.

Allergy warning: contains soy oil. No, the chips too, there's oil all over them.
 

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