Ohh shiiittt... Bad news, guys. One of the fry handlers started a pretty stupid game of blackjack and most of the chips might have gotten some fry grease on them. Plus there may be a distinct onion smell...
However, to compensate, the shift manager agreed to upgrade the fries to single-Michelin-star-quality pommes frites and an all-dark-meat chicken sandwich once a month. It's bad meat but the fries still can redeemed once every day.
Allergy warning: contains soy oil. No, the chips too, there's oil all over them.