warma
Full House
I had originally planned to build a casino dealer training program for monkey pox orphans looking for a new opportunity in life. Maybe help them end up one day dealing at a backwater casino, having drinks thrown on them by unruly drunks who feel angry at everyone and entitled to everything. The modern American dream. I was a fair way into building my set, painfully procuring one chip at a time, lovingly selecting each chip to ensure it provides the right feel to inspire these sharp kids.
But now…
Now, I have to give it all up, and send some pre-teen orphans back to the mean streets of the world. Actually, I don’t have the cash to ship them back, so it’s the nearest Circle K for them. Or 7-11, whichever is closer.
Turns out, I’m unexpectedly in a bind and need immediate cash. Unfortunately, I got dragged into a thing. This business partner of mine has a bit of a temper, and, well, I’m kinda stuck with him. He recently got into this silly disagreement with an actor that’s been dragging on for a lot longer than anticipated. 6 months at this point. Usually I’m quite agreeable in these cases and politely smile and kiss ass as my partner does his thing, because he’s usually able to take care of it. And if I complain, well, he could cut me out, potentially even cut something off, and I could lose everything. Literally. And I’m not willing to sacrifice my living in excess for the sake of a few morals. So what was supposed to be a small thing keeps lingering, and now there are lawyers and bankers and investigators and clowns involved. Totally sucks. Our media tells us everything is fine, but word is getting around that this may linger for a while and turn nasty. I mean, the mean imperialist powers at be are even trying to seize my assets because of my business partner’s actions, even though I didn’t have anything to do with it and I’m totally not at fault. I’m just the front man making us money. Sorry, I digress.
Anyway, I need some cash because I have to move one of my super yachts. It’s currently in a foreign country and it seems I owe the harbor master a small fee before I can move it. If I don’t move fast, they may seize it. Sucks. I mean, I haven’t even sailed on it, only my girlfriends, who are arguably leeches, albeit nicely nipped and tucked ones. Unfortunately, I can’t access my accounts at the moment and I need to save all the cash I have on hand to pay emergency expenses.
So…. I’m selling off the following chips:
Lot 1. 25 ECG&E Inc Gaming School $100 (10.2g)
Lot 2. 28 Casino Career Institute Gaming School $100 (9.8g)
Price
Lot 1 @ $100
Lot 2 @ $112
See new price below!
I know, I’m profiting big time on these. Daddy needs money and that’s how the world works.
Because I need some money and I’m currently evading Interpol, I only have certain windows where I can access and mail them:
8/25 - 8/26: I can ship these out NLT Monday if paid by Friday 8/26 8pm ET.
8/26 - 9/5: You can still dibs them, but I wont have access to the chips until 9/5 as I’ll be off the grid trying to move some assets. Fair warning.
After 9/6: If these gems haven’t sold, and I’m still a free man, I’ll reassess. Or make me an offer. Just not one of those offers I can’t refuse.
Buyer pays shipping via SFRB.
Pic with representative chips selected showing front and back.
But now…
Now, I have to give it all up, and send some pre-teen orphans back to the mean streets of the world. Actually, I don’t have the cash to ship them back, so it’s the nearest Circle K for them. Or 7-11, whichever is closer.
Turns out, I’m unexpectedly in a bind and need immediate cash. Unfortunately, I got dragged into a thing. This business partner of mine has a bit of a temper, and, well, I’m kinda stuck with him. He recently got into this silly disagreement with an actor that’s been dragging on for a lot longer than anticipated. 6 months at this point. Usually I’m quite agreeable in these cases and politely smile and kiss ass as my partner does his thing, because he’s usually able to take care of it. And if I complain, well, he could cut me out, potentially even cut something off, and I could lose everything. Literally. And I’m not willing to sacrifice my living in excess for the sake of a few morals. So what was supposed to be a small thing keeps lingering, and now there are lawyers and bankers and investigators and clowns involved. Totally sucks. Our media tells us everything is fine, but word is getting around that this may linger for a while and turn nasty. I mean, the mean imperialist powers at be are even trying to seize my assets because of my business partner’s actions, even though I didn’t have anything to do with it and I’m totally not at fault. I’m just the front man making us money. Sorry, I digress.
Anyway, I need some cash because I have to move one of my super yachts. It’s currently in a foreign country and it seems I owe the harbor master a small fee before I can move it. If I don’t move fast, they may seize it. Sucks. I mean, I haven’t even sailed on it, only my girlfriends, who are arguably leeches, albeit nicely nipped and tucked ones. Unfortunately, I can’t access my accounts at the moment and I need to save all the cash I have on hand to pay emergency expenses.
So…. I’m selling off the following chips:
Lot 1. 25 ECG&E Inc Gaming School $100 (10.2g)
Lot 2. 28 Casino Career Institute Gaming School $100 (9.8g)
Price
Lot 1 @ $
Lot 2 @ $
See new price below!
I know, I’m profiting big time on these. Daddy needs money and that’s how the world works.
Because I need some money and I’m currently evading Interpol, I only have certain windows where I can access and mail them:
8/25 - 8/26: I can ship these out NLT Monday if paid by Friday 8/26 8pm ET.
8/26 - 9/5: You can still dibs them, but I wont have access to the chips until 9/5 as I’ll be off the grid trying to move some assets. Fair warning.
After 9/6: If these gems haven’t sold, and I’m still a free man, I’ll reassess. Or make me an offer. Just not one of those offers I can’t refuse.
Buyer pays shipping via SFRB.
Pic with representative chips selected showing front and back.
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