This is where the LOL Ridiculous Hands go (1 Viewer)

I wont name names but let's just say there were a couple of nut folds that night.

I will say, the guy who folded the nut flush top board and strongest hand bottom for a potential scoop is a real ASS. :sneaky:

Probably a charter member :cautious:
 
Last Thursday I'm stuck 1500'ish playing 2/4 NL. Lost 3 key favored flop jams. Not monkey tilted but not having a good time and looking to either duboo-up or go home.

Pre: UTG bumps to $20, 4 callers I look down at SB with 34os [Edit 45os] and call. BB makes it $75, UTG jams for $115 which doesn't reopen the action. 5 people in the hand preflop and BB is obviously unhappy he can't bump it up and also unhappy at 5 donkeys calling $115.

I put my hands over my stacks ($525'ish) and start making car engine noises plus announce if I hit any piece of the flop I'm jamming. Flop is 36Qddx. I snap jam with 45dx and get two snap calls. BB has Aces with a diamond. 3rd diamond on turn so my diamond draw is gonzo but a BYOOOTIFUL :2s: on the river ships the pot over to me while table erupts. BYE BYE NOW I GO BYE BYEEEE.... :eek::eek::p:p:whistle: :whistling::whistle: :whistling:
 
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It would take demonstrably terrible hole cards for me to fold pre in Double board anything. I have done it, i wasn't happy, but it has been done.
I couldn't have said it better myself :)
 
Last Thursday I'm stuck 1500'ish playing 2/4 NL. Lost 3 key favored flop jams. Not monkey tilted but not having a good time and looking to either duboo-up or go home.

Pre: UTG bumps to $20, 4 callers I look down at SB with 34os and call. BB makes it $75, UTG jams for $115 which doesn't reopen the action. 5 people in the hand preflop and BB is obviously unhappy he can't bump it up and also unhappy at 5 donkeys calling $115.

I put my hands over my stacks ($525'ish) and start making car engine noises plus announce if I hit any piece of the flop I'm jamming. Flop is 36Qddx. I snap jam with 45dx and get two snap calls. BB has Aces with a diamond. 3rd diamond on turn so my diamond draw is gonzo but a BYOOOTIFUL :2s: on the river ships the pot over to me while table erupts. BYE BYE NOW I GO BYE BYEEEE.... :eek::eek::p:p:whistle: :whistling::whistle: :whistling:

I would like to 'like' this post. But I can't figure out how you won the pot. You said you have SB and "look down at 34 os".. Then you snap jam post flop with 45. So I assume your look down at SB was meant to be 4 5 and not 3 4?

In any event I just so dont' love it when people play like donkeys and hit big pots......lol
 
I would like to 'like' this post. But I can't figure out how you won the pot. You said you have SB and "look down at 34 os".. Then you snap jam post flop with 45. So I assume your look down at SB was meant to be 4 5 and not 3 4?

In any event I just so dont' love it when people play like donkeys and hit big pots......lol

Eh bad typing, but hand was 45os. 36 flop put jam in motion, but prob would have done the same if I had 34. I even open tabled my hand after the calls to which the aces guy (reg Marcel) goes "Oh no, anything but this, don't do it dealer". He was all smiles after the hand as usual, only the nits that folded pre had problems lol.
 
Last Thursday I'm stuck 1500'ish playing 2/4 NL. Lost 3 key favored flop jams. Not monkey tilted but not having a good time and looking to either duboo-up or go home.

Pre: UTG bumps to $20, 4 callers I look down at SB with 34os [Edit 45os] and call. BB makes it $75, UTG jams for $115 which doesn't reopen the action. 5 people in the hand preflop and BB is obviously unhappy he can't bump it up and also unhappy at 5 donkeys calling $115.

I put my hands over my stacks ($525'ish) and start making car engine noises plus announce if I hit any piece of the flop I'm jamming. Flop is 36Qddx. I snap jam with 45dx and get two snap calls. BB has Aces with a diamond. 3rd diamond on turn so my diamond draw is gonzo but a BYOOOTIFUL :2s: on the river ships the pot over to me while table erupts. BYE BYE NOW I GO BYE BYEEEE.... :eek::eek::p:p:whistle: :whistling::whistle: :whistling:


I love it... but theres part of me thinking, you just set the most epic trap of all time and walked away from the table. Can you imagine if you flopped a monster within the next few hands and started making "f-this" comments, revving engines up! -- you know they are snap calling with k high.!
 

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