Fugly Poker Table Thread (33 Viewers)
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justsomedude
Straight Flush
Why throw out your old couch when you can skin it to make a poker table?
This reminds me of an old LL Bean shirt I had in high school.
slisk250
Straight Flush
I can't imagine trying to find a PCA secondary 5 on that table.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
This one might look cool assembled. It looks like there's a topper behind it that would make it playable, and I would hope there are inserts for the chip trays/cup holders.
Then again, I have little faith in anyone they would carve "JIMMY" into their granite table.
Also, It would weigh a metric shit-ton.
Not bad for $425. Killer legs, cup holders and and a killer felt. @T_Chan what do you think of the custom cloth? Not too shabby huh?
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/fuo/5732812763.html
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/fuo/5732812763.html
atomiktoaster
Full House
Reminds me of those t-shirts back in the 90s where your mom would iron on some text, for a family reunion or whatever.
brains613
Flush
I actually don't mind this one all that much. Despite its overall shabbiness, the craftsmanship is relatively passable, if not good.
Looks like the 18th hole of a fucked up mini golf course.
$50 - I made this table myself. It is covered in $180 of British wool poker felt. It is world class. The padding needs a little restapling but the condition is very good.
I especially like the dirty clothes on the floor ringing the table. World class for sure.
RowdyRawhide
Full House
homemade poker table 4ft by 8ft
Maybe not the Fugliest but not very practical. If you cut it in half it might make a decent bar.
Interesting that it is called "Aces N Eights" (dead man's hand) because it reminds me of the wooden harness at the bottom of a guillotine
RowdyRawhide
Full House
Or the pine box you would be buried inInteresting that it is called "Aces N Eights" (dead man's hand) because it reminds me of the wooden harness at the bottom of a guillotine
chipjoker
Flush
At least you know when someone puts there money in, that betting line is NO joke...
Mr Tree
Straight Flush
I would never ever ever play poker on this, but I kind of like it from an aesthetics perspective.
buffalosldr
High Hand
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buffalosldr
High Hand
$50 - I made this table myself. It is covered in $180 of British wool poker felt. It is world class. The padding needs a little restapling but the condition is very good.
Looks like you stapled some garbage bags to some pool noodles.
What in the seven hells is that? A table shaped like Michigan??
Ye gods, who would ever think that was a good idea for more than 3 minutes after saying "Hey, you know what would be cool?"
Ummmmm.....wow! She's a doozie.
buffalosldr
High Hand
bonesnjnts
3 of a Kind
buffalosldr
High Hand
I would imagine dealing cards would be similar to playing putt putt golf.
Sept of 2007, my very first poker table 9 years ago. Posted in the appropriate thread.
That folks, is a rail made with 2x4 lumber wrapped in a shower curtain with no padding. Pretty sure the playing surface was a bed sheet.
That folks, is a rail made with 2x4 lumber wrapped in a shower curtain with no padding. Pretty sure the playing surface was a bed sheet.
That looks like the table they use to strap death row inmates down on before administering lethal injection.
To be fair, the rest of your tables are amazing [emoji3]
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